September 2011
5 posts
“did you know you can get The Art of War free on your Kindle?”
– someone alert Camille Grammer immediately.
Anna actually has no idea who Taylor Swift is and why they insisted on seating her next to the girl in the giant doily.
First doing a collection for Target, retailer to the proletariat. Now this. The flawless Black Swan costumes can’t even save the Rodarte sisters from Anna’s scorn.
must. look. blase.
Dear Lindsay,
This desperate publicity stunt of appearing front row to remind people that you’re no longer under house arrest is actually beneath you. Seeing as your mom (and the most overworked PR team in Hollywood other than Charlie Sheen’s) managed to explain multiple DUI’s, ‘accidental’ shoplifting and those ridiculously inappropriate...
fashion week front row quotes.
the following posts are, what I imagine, what celebrities are thinking when they sit front row.
I was hoping to catch Blake to catch up. For old time’s sake. And to return some pants.
Okay. Fine. I actually just want Leo’s autograph.
Oh Alexis. Blake only sits front row at Chanel Haute Couture shows in Paris, not whatever no-name deemed you and your nonexistent career relevant...
“i’m back baby dolls.”
– Theodore Evelyn Mosby. Architect.