fashion week front row quotes.
the following posts are, what I imagine, what celebrities are thinking when they sit front row.
I was hoping to catch Blake to catch up. For old time’s sake. And to return some pants.
Okay. Fine. I actually just want Leo’s autograph.
Oh Alexis. Blake only sits front row at Chanel Haute Couture shows in Paris, not whatever no-name deemed you and your nonexistent career relevant enough to warrant an invite.
And she stopped wearing pants years ago. It was too hard for her to keep track of where she kept leaving them.
