must. look. blase.
Dear Lindsay,
This desperate publicity stunt of appearing front row to remind people that you’re no longer under house arrest is actually beneath you. Seeing as your mom (and the most overworked PR team in Hollywood other than Charlie Sheen’s) managed to explain multiple DUI’s, ‘accidental’ shoplifting and those ridiculously inappropriate court ensembles I honestly expected more.
+3 style points for the shoes though. Your feet must be incredibly grateful that they’re no longer confined to suede boots in the summer to hide that god-awful ankle bracelet.
xo
muss
