let’s discuss.
1. why is shakira’s closet narnia? better yet, can shakira read (in english) to know wtf narnia is? and why does narnia according to shakira resemble what the magic school bus told us the inside of the human body looked like?
2. shakira, why did you try and bring mesh back? yes, you can pull it off because you are a part lebanese, part latina, part salamander goddess, however now the masses will try and wear mesh again. and i’m pretty sure the only place mesh is acceptable is at the pride parade.
3. since when has shakira forsaken her gravity defying belly dancing in favor of a routine that basically screams ‘look i can dislocate my shoulders!’? not okay. not at all.
and, most importantly:
4. WHERE CAN I FIND A CLUB WITH A CAGE SO I CAN DO THIS?!
oh shakira. damn you for putting unrealistic notions in my head.
