As much as I’d love to be writing a Jersey Shore rundown right now I can’t because this week’s episode was awful. Maybe the first two hours just blew me out of the water, maybe it really was just too good to be true, but the only things of note this week were:

1. Snooki dancing alone in the bar and proceeding to make out with her friend in the hot-tub because she felt like making out with someone. She also kept walking around the house without pants on. 

uh. 

2. ANGELINA AND THE SITUATION HOOKED UP. okay, not on the show and the goods didn’t even come up until the aftershow (which I think is better than the show itself) but seriously. SERIOUSLY.