I realize I’ve been terrible at this as of late, forgive me. I know I have a biggest fan but seeing as she’s too busy with her love zoo (I wish I actually meant that in an innuendo kind of way) she hasn’t been harassing me about maintaining this. So I haven’t.

Now I will.

The problem is when you’re a somewhat professional writer it gets difficult to keep writing for pleasure, and as much fun as you guys would have reading my arts assignments I’d prefer to not subject you to those via copy and paste as a replacement for legitimate, muss status blog posts. Although I may post the article I wrote called “Please Tip the Stripper.”

Just maybe.

In any case I wasn’t really sure what I should write about. First I was going to write an ode to how creepy/walking skeleton Karl Lagerfeld has been looking as of late, but looking at his picture for that long started to scare the hell out of me. Then I considered writing that post about my ridiculous text messages however the more epic ones generally end up deleted.* 

But I finally settled on this. Enjoy :)

The best underrated TV characters. ever.

Meet Cedric, Dan Humphrey’s Cabbage Patch Kid from Gossip Girl. We’re going to ignore Blair and her bloomers for once. (side note: I couldn’t find a better picture of Cedric even though I searched for longer than I’m proud to admit. Proof that he’s underrated? I think so.) Say what you will about the doll but throughout season one Blair made constant references to Dan and his creepy toy and told Serena that the best Christmas present he could get would be a new outfit…for Cedric—-and we all know what amuses Blair tickles me in all the right ways. Rufus even told Dan to hide Cedric on that magical episode revolved around Dan’s virginity, but awkward virginity scenes in teen shows are an entirely different post. Anyway, now that it’s season three Cedric is nowhere to be found. I think Dan must have destroyed him in a fit of hipster rage. It was probably because he couldn’t find a plaid shirt and over-sized thick rimmed glasses in doll sizes. 

Oh Santana. Can I be the first to say that it’s about damn time the dumb cheerleaders are getting more air time on Glee? (Although Puck and his sex-eyes have been too MIA for my taste. I’m just saying.) Her blond counterpart Brittany might be your token Karen Smith but Santana’s reactions plus the fact that she’s hot enough to have made it onto my girl crush list makes her my favorite and therefore the one who deserves a shout-out.

Does it surprise anyone that the son of a falafel chain is my next favorite? Okay, so maybe Abed is a little awkward, and maybe he only speaks in quotes because real social interaction is a foreign concept for him, and I guess his quasi-homo-erotic relationship with Troy is something to question, but despite (or because of) all of those factors he’s the best character on the show. Yes, I said it. Better than Joel who essentially plays himself on the show, better than that hippie blond who’s named after a water filter and definitely better than creepy Chevy Chase. Thank god he was the focus of the Mafia episode, I need more of that. Immediately.

I’m not even sure if Scrubs is really a show anymore. They tried to do that weird ‘Med School’ thing that didn’t pan out even though James Franco’s little brother played the male lead…but they show it enough on Comedy Central and the CW so I still think it’s necessary to mention Snoop Dogg Intern Resident Attending. Since I had to google him to find a picture (which I only found after going through too many pictures of the real Snoop Dogg in a cloudy haze of cloudiness) I found a fan page dedicated to him that lists his likes as:

Likes

  • His ho’s
  • Fun sized intern 

I get that Scrubs is all about random things that make no sense (ie Turk and JD playing Hide the Saltine) but this joke was actually ridiculously funny, mainly because Snoop Dogg Attending once asked where his ho’s were at and JD replied that he hadn’t seen them. And as soon as he got a pet snake from a patient he said his ho’s were going to love it. The fact that there was a snake in the hospital is just another reason why I’d never go there for any type of procedure.

Well. There you go. Happy Monday, kids.

*although this gem: fuck it’s supposed to be 2 words: clone trooper. wow and really? correcting my own grammar in regards to star wars? i give up. was too good to let go without mention.